English-Spanish (funny)

If you have to travel to the USA and you haven't time to learn English, read this:

If you want a Coca Cola say: ''guivmi a couc''
If you want a coffee and a donut say: ''COFI AN DONAT''
If you want some eggs with ham says: ''YAM AN EGS''

(of these there are more but with bad worlds, so if you want them email me...)

there are more funny things but i'll keep them for later...